Yo, so my name is Bunny and I’m coming out the closet.

And I could use some help cuz my parents are so old fashioned.

But tbh, I can’t say I’m attracted to conventional meat.

All the pollution they cause, diseases they aid,

and animals they abuse does not turn me on.

I’ve even experimented with going vegan, but that can get difficult.

I just wanted a spouse who was delicious, nutritious, and not ruining the Earth.

So I thought I was going to be alone forever, until I learned about alternative proteins.

Click this to learn about alternative proteins or what you can do to help me find my perfect partner.